Found December 21, 2012 on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught:
PLAYERS: Bruce Willis
TEAMS: New York Yankees
ABSTRACT: In an earlier report, we empirically discussed the positive news that the Yankees next year will field a second team - let's call them Yankees II - in the rookie dirt-level Gulf Coast League of Florida. In this paper - assuming you print it out - we will consider the cutting edge ramifications of this development, with regard to space-and-time particle physics.The worlds of science fiction and atomic string theory have long postulated the existence of multiverses - an infinite number of parallel realities that co-exist in cosmic planes, beyond our meager temporal awareness. QUESTION: By tampering with the molecular structure of the minor leagues - specifically, the lowest level - are the Yankees attempting to create an entire new multiverse? And if so, what does it mean to the expanding number of possible outcomes? FACT: In 2013, when the Gulf Coast League Blue Jays play the Yankees, they will not be playing the Yankees. They will be competing against a split atomic...
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