Found June 18, 2007 on The Parlayer:
Pittsburgh Pirates' ace Ian Snell will not take the mound for his scheduled start tonight. In the Sammy Sosa 'I threw my back out while sneezing' Hall-Of-Fame for absurd sports injuries, Snell earned a spot in one of the Hall's wings as he blistered his hand while cooking a chicken salad. I don't know if this is really how Snell got injured, but I will say it sounds about as believable as the little kid in Kindergarten Cop repeatedly professing that his face was bruised from falling down the stairs.
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