I'm ready to die (in my Red Sox coffin)

When the Red Sox won the World Series in 2004, I proclaimed to all my friends and family that I'm ready to die. I've since taken that statement back, but after seeing the officially licensed Red Sox coffin by a company called Eternal Image, I really AM ready for the end of days. It's definitely the most slick coffin I've ever seen. It's a pure white steel deathbox, complete with a soft velvet lining and pillow. All of which is covered in Red Sox logos, polished chrome, and wood that looks like a splintered baseball bat. If only the price wasn't a whopping $4,499 dollars. A boy can dream, right?