Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 11/6/12
Annoyed and unable to understand fantasy owners happiness in owning a Padre hitter, I made plans to deprive fantasy owners of their Roast Beast and fantasy pennant championship celebrations.  Then someone warmed my Grinch heart.  Who?  Nope, Chase Headley.  If Headley can do it, I say anyone can do it.  Me, “Anyone can do it.”  See?  Or at least Jedd Gyorko can.  His last name is pronounced Jerko.  You ask what kind of last name is pronounced Jerko.  The kind that will get you punched in the face.  You pray you’re not the maître d’ at The Cheesecake Factory calling out “party of two for Jerko” with Gyp Rosetti standing nearby.  How Gyp is standing nearby at a Cheesecake Factory when he’s a fictional character on a show set in the 1920′s isn’t important.  In the minor leagues, Gyorko has hit everywhere.  Between Double-A and Triple-A last year, he had 30 homers and a handful of steals, hitting .311 with a .373 OBP.  In Triple-A alone, he hit 24 homers.  In August, 7 homers;
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