Originally posted on Hall of Very Good  |  Last updated 12/2/11

The other day, the internet exploded when word came out that "Baseball Wives" star Anna Benson beat up (or is "bludgeoned" the proper term?) Cheri Knoblauch with a 12-inch *****.

Now, there's a story hitting the wires of a 17-year-old forking his buddy teen over a Mickey Mantle baseball card.

Here's this from Philly.com (via Deadspin):

A central Pennsylvania teen is facing juvenile charges after he stabbed another teen with a fork in a fight over a baseball card.

The Patriot-News of Harrisburg reports a 17-year-old boy faces assault and harassment charges after jamming the fork into a fellow teen's arm while they fought over a Mickey Mantle baseball card.

Investigators say the victim suffered minor injuries.

Now, I don't know where dildos and forks rank on the hierarchy of weapons...but I do know that both incidents probably warrant some sort of honorable mention then next time someone cobbles together a "Stupid Baseball Injuries" list.

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