Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 12/14/12
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I'm not sure what the L stands for, but Josh Hamilton obviously felt LAA was a good fit for him. What I'd like to know is how is California a bankrupt state? The Dodgers and Angels' salaries combined are equal to the GDP of every country, except China and Switzerland. Mozambique couldn't afford just Pujols and Hamilton. Forget Greinke, Hanley, Vernon Wells, Matt Kemp and Carl Crawford. Alone, Arte Moreno could sell the Angels and buy Africa. Africa Moreno, that's what they would call it. Burundi would become Aybarundi, Djibouti would become Dbootyhole and Chad would stay the same name, because that's a badass name for a country, but Arte would put a country-wide golf course there, because anything named Chad and golf go hand-in-hand. The Angels now have Trout, Aybar, Pujols and Hamilton at the top of their lineup. October 1st called and said Aybar just scored his 197th run. Batting fifth, Kendrys could hit .220 and drive in 100 RBIs. Howie Kendrick... Well, he'll still di...
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