Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 7/5/12
Yeesh, my head hurts. Bear with me. I can't find the connector for the iPhone. Good grief, it's one thing to wake up and not be able to find your glasses, or your sneakers, but since when do you wake up and not be able to find the connector for the iPhone? There should be an ap for that. Where was I? Where am I? Better yet, where is the connector for the iPhone? OK, enough. Time to START BLOGGING:OK, yes, starting now...Blogging...OK... enough of the prelminaries. Wednesday, July 4, 2012, history became meaningless.On this august date (Yes, I know, it's actually July), the finding of the "God particle" by the Hadron Super Team of Bearded Scientists became a page 5 story, compared to the mind-boggling, juju surgery event that was performed yesterday evening at a secret location in upstate New York.With the Yankees trailing and seemingly fated to lose again at Tropicana Field, Alphonso - the ultimate Yankee pessimst - abruptly announced that if everybody - he later honed in on certain...
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