Man Jumps On Azerbaijan Olympic Bandwagon, Angering Friends

Aaron Brown, a man from Des Moines, Iowa has drawn the ire of his closest friends by declaring his allegiance to Azerbaijan for the Olympics. Brown, a huge fan of the Celtics, Giants, Red Sox, and Red Wings says his latest decision was not made because of his tendancy to bandwagon around winning teams. His friends say Brown showed up at their house to watch the night's olympic coverage wearing a Tampa Bay Rays hat and a white t-shirt that had "Baijan 4 Life" written on it in Sharpie, shortly after it was announced they had won a gold medal in Judo. His friends called him a traitor for turning on their own country. "Look," said Brown. "I have always been a huge fan of under 73 kilogram men's judo. That's always been the one event at the Olympics I root for, everyone knows that. My team won, and I'm going to support them. I know a lot about the country. They eat bread and meat, their favorite things to do are activities, and they spend about 1/3 of their time sleeping. It's a great place, doesn't that sound like somewhere you want to live?"