Manny Sad About Lack Of Offers, Threatens Retirement

Ken Davidoff of Newsday has a hilarious report on his blog about Manny crying in his soup. He writes, Manny Ramirez is growing extremely upset about the lack of suitors for his services, so much so that he has told friends he would contemplate retirement if a suitable offer doesn't arrive soon, a person close to the situation told Newsday.Now, the truth is that Ramirez is highly unlikely to retire. But his dissatisfaction speaks to the lack of buzz that his free agency has generated, despite (or maybe because of?) his outstanding two-month stay with the Dodgers, which followed a highly contentious split with the Red Sox. What a laughing stock... Thank goodness he won't coming to CitiField and time soon.It's All Right To Cry by Rosie Greer It's all right to cryCrying gets the sad out of youIt's all right to cryIt might make you feel better Raindrops from your eyesWashing all the mad out of youRaindrops from your eyesIt's gonna make you feel better