Found August 10, 2012 on Razzball:
The other day I got an email saying I have a financial windfall coming to me from a deceased relative in Nigerian that I didn’t know.  So I don’t even need to be doling out fantasy advice anymore.  Take the thirty-seven cents I made yesterday from this site and shove it!  I don’t need any of youse.  I got dead Nigerian uncles!  But, just in case, my Nigerian uncle’s money takes some time to get to me, let’s shoot the bull — lay down a little claptrap — Etch-A-Sketch on your brain with my fantasy musings on Brandon McCarthy.  First off, if he goes out and mows down the White Sox tonight, he’s going to be snatched up everywhere.  Don’t you think he should be owned before that so you’re the one who’s snatched him up? Second off, if he goes out tonight and gets hit, he should be on your bench and tonight’s outing should have no bearing going forward.  It’s just a tune up.  Third off, there’s no such thing as a third off.  Fourth off, he could be a number two fantasy starter f
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