Found May 14, 2013 on The Daily Stache:
THANKS FOR THE 2-FOR-1 KB! Mets vs Cards. 7pm coverage on SNYTurner – SSMurphy – 2BWright – 3BBuck – CDuda – LFByrd – RFDavis – 1BLagar… say.ly/Ivf5P3p — Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) May 14, 2013 Me critican para bajarme el auto estima pero yo voy directo ala cima. Yo no naci pa perder — Jordany Valdespin (@jordany023) May 14, 2013 Is Spin too boisterous..yes. But this story is still a story because of the #Mets, not Spin. Has to defend himself if no one else will. — Rob Patterson (@RobPatterson83) May 14, 2013 guess how many people will care about JV1′s antics if the mets are winning baseball games? (JV none) — Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 14, 2013 JV1 should conduct a press conference with the media via Twitter. Them in English and JV1 in Spanish, with Adam Rubin translating. — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 14, 2013 Jordany’s tweet said, “Hey Ankiel, Get me some coffee.” — All MetsTweets (@AllMetsTweets) May 14, 2013 #JV1sTweetTranslation Someone tell Mike Francesa to stop calling me Valdestein. I am not Jewish. — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 14, 2013 My take on JV thing is best illustrated by a line from Animal House, “They can’t do that to our pledges–only WE can do that 2 our pledges.” — Rich Coutinho (@coutinho9) May 14, 2013 #CarsonGate ideas: “Rob strikes out Jon Jay tonight, struts off the mound and then back flips into the dugout” — Matthew Falkenbury (@dailystache) May 14, 2013 I understand Valdespin’s tweets better than I can understand Rob Carson’s — E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 14, 2013 That is one terrifying lineup. For the Mets. The Mets should be terrified of it is what I’m saying. — Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) May 14, 2013 Ive got a better chance at winning the Mega Millions twice… than prediciting Terry Collins’ lineup. #Mets — MsMess✌ (@BluEyezJess) May 14, 2013 HOW MANY ******* LINEUPS CAN YOU USE IN 2 MONTHS? — Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 14, 2013 Justin Turner is playing shortstop and leading off tonight and somehow, I don’t even give a ****. — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 14, 2013 No bueno department: Zack Wheeler soreness in clavicle- will miss a start, and see a Dr. #weeeeee — Kevin Burkhardt (@KBurkhardtSNY) May 14, 2013 Wheeler is obviously making this up because he doesn’t want to be on the Mets — Stephanie Curry (@whutyearisit) May 14, 2013 i cant golf always hit the ball into the woods & spend a hour looking for the ball. never finish more then 2 holes. how many balls can u use — Fernando Tatís (@FernandoTatis17) May 14, 2013 So TC basically said we are a bunch of morons? **** him. — Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 14, 2013 Welp, anyone left on the Terry train now? — E.J. (@TheHappyRecap) May 14, 2013 This is not a good road to go down ….RT @mikekerwick: Collins: “I don’t answer to fans. They don’t play this game.” #mets — David Lennon (@DPLennon) May 14, 2013 History will remember Jordany Valdespin as the guy who caused the demise of Terry Collins. — Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 14, 2013 Terry added, “oh, and a special **** you to Greg Pomes. His movies probably suck anyway.” — Eric Bienenfeld (@EricBien) May 14, 2013 At this rate the All Star Game should be a great showcase for the Mets in the national spotlight. — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 14, 2013 Terry Collins also said Mets fans have poor diets and smell bad. The gloves are off now!#mets — Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) May 14, 2013 BREAKING: Noah Syndergaard has been abducted by aliens. BREAKING: Travis d’Arnaud has quit baseball and joined Cirque du Soleil. — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 14, 2013 BREAKING: RT@tysim19: Rafael Montero has decided to join the priesthood. Baseball career over — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 14, 2013 BREAKING: Mo Vaughn ate the Mets’ sandwich round draft pick in the upcoming MLB draft. — Steve Smistermet (@_mistermet) May 14, 2013 TC didn’t realize that he was speaking to beat reporters. He thought he was talking to the bartender from “The Shining.” — Jeff Lackinghair (@FreeBald) May 14, 2013 brb buying a Valdespin jersey — Eddie Adlman (@EddieAdlMets) May 14, 2013 All I want to do is eat sushi, watch the game and tweet sarcastic and ridiculous commentary. Is that too much to ask, #MetsTwitter? — Susannah (@SoozyWild79) May 14, 2013 @meriwyn Happy Birthday Meriwyn! Happy Birthday to you! To make your birthday turn out good, we give a Happy Recap to you. — Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 14, 2013 Finally found someone to have lunch with in St.Louis. I had to buy. twitter.com/Jay_HorwitzPR/… — Jay Horwitz (@Jay_HorwitzPR) May 14, 2013 Oh look, a base ball game. — Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) May 15, 2013 Did Gary really say passed Gast? HE MADE HIS OWN FART JOKE GOD BLEES YOU GARY — Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 15, 2013 Leadoff walk, FC-E3, double, 1-0 Cards, 2nd & 3rd, 0 out. And so it goes. — Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 15, 2013 did I watch this game before? — LudBug (@_SwimTwoNine) May 15, 2013 Hey at least Gee is throwing strikes here in the fist inning… #Positives #Mets — Kevin (@KVP_10) May 15, 2013 so i can either watch so you think you can dance or so you think you can play baseball… — peej (@pjayf44) May 15, 2013 ZOMG A STRIKEOUT — RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 15, 2013 I missed the top of the first. How did the Mets not score any runs if Justin Turner was leading off? — Eric Simon (@AmazinAvenue) May 15, 2013 Fire Terry and Dan. 3 am works. — Harry (@koosman3669) May 15, 2013 The good news is we have the offense to get us out of an early hole like this… #DelusionalMetsFan — Kevin (@KVP_10) May 15, 2013 God damn that first base bag. I vote we abolish first base forever — Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) May 15, 2013 @ducasluda WHERE THE **** WOULD I GO? — Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 15, 2013 @drunkikedavis To AAA where you belong — Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) May 15, 2013 @ducasluda YOU DID NOT JUST GO THERE YA FAT ***** — Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 15, 2013 @drunkikedavis I’ll ******* trample you — Faux Duda (@DucasLuda) May 15, 2013 @ducasluda MAN I KICKED THE HELL OUTTA VALLEY FEVER. YOU AIN’T **** TO ME — Drunk Ike Davis (@DrunkIkeDavis) May 15, 2013 For the love of leprechauns, will someone please tell Justin Turner to shave? — Shannon (@Miss_Met) May 15, 2013 Everyone in the seats behind the plate look exactly the same. It’s like one giant hick family reunion. — Mitch Rapp (@MitchNYM) May 15, 2013 By August Mets baseball will have devolved to the point where they won’t even be using bats or gloves during the game. #mets — Joe Pontillo (@JoePontillo) May 15, 2013 Why are they playing a game during the SNY pre game show? #Mets — CoreyNYC (@CoreyNYC) May 15, 2013 C’mon Dillon, get this guy out so you can mistakenly head towards the dugout with two outs again. That was fun. — Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 15, 2013 It’s now 4-0 Cardinals in the 4th. We’re playing Password here in the booth. Aristophanes… — Mets WFAN (@MetsWFAN) May 15, 2013 Any chance we get out of this series without Keith telling the story of being traded to NY and not wanting to go? — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 15, 2013 Terry is making progress. At his Last job he lost the clubhouse. This time he’s lost the whole stadium… facebook.com/photo.php?fbid… #Mets — Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) May 15, 2013 I’m so proud of the Mets right now to be only down six… — Kevin (@KVP_10) May 15, 2013 btw, I said yesterday that Mets were 0-5 since #DiosMio….it’s actually 0-4 #BackToYouGare — MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 15, 2013 I’m no Terry Collins apologist, but… you people do see the team he has to manage, right? — Andrew Vazzano (@AVSNY) May 15, 2013 Rick Ankiel and Anthony Recker resemble Ken dolls. — Shannon (@Miss_Met) May 15, 2013 OH that’s what an outfield looks like? Weird. — RageWynn (@RageWynn) May 15, 2013 I might **** Rick Ankiel. — Santos L. Halper (@TheFoyeEffect) May 15, 2013 Overheard at Busch Stadium: “Hey, the real beer man’s here…” Apparently there is a wave of impostor beer men running around St. Louis. — Mike Kerwick (@mikekerwick) May 15, 2013 #BLAMEBELTRAN (guessing there will be exactly 59 of these tweets) — Susannah (@SoozyWild79) May 15, 2013 Looks like Ankiel might be pitching after all… — Mikey Metfan (@MikeyMetfan31) May 15, 2013 we are losing 9-0? Is this a boring football game or a bad baseball game? — Jill Tejadalander (@GoJBuckYourself) May 15, 2013 Yes, SNY, because when the Mets are sucking balls, we really want to know that the Phillies are having a great game. #ihatethephillies — TwinkleMets (@TwinkleMets) May 15, 2013 GET RICK ANKIEL TO THE ALL STAR GAME #VOTEANKIEL — Mark Ethe (@TooGooden16) May 15, 2013 And then Allen Watson became a Met and he sucked. The End. — Metstradamus (@Metstradamus) May 15, 2013 We think Gary is about to start crying. — MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) May 15, 2013 Buck’s average creeping back to the Mendoza line. — Harry (@koosman3669) May 15, 2013 not buying that rallies are dead — Jon Presser (@metsjetsnets88) May 15, 2013 #METS RUNS! — Mets Fan In Therapy™ (@MetsFanInPhilly) May 15, 2013 Byrd Dropping! — d’evON (@DevOnSports) May 15, 2013 BYRD IS FLYING ROUND THOSE BASES! WOODLAND CREATURES GETTING IT DONE!!!!! — Susannah (@SoozyWild79) May 15, 2013 Oh hey just switched from the radio to the TV. Guess the TV has runs in it — michelle scalia (@MichelleScalia) May 15, 2013 HIGH POWERED OFFENSE WELL OILED MACHINE OTHER CLICHES METS —Christoforus (@ludichrisspeed) May 15, 2013 I wouldn’t be surprised if the Mets got this game to 9-8 just to piss us off even more — James Gracie (@MidnightBashem) May 15, 2013 IKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkKkkKKKKKkkKkkKkkKkKkkKKKKKKe Davis —Christoforus (@ludichrisspeed) May 15, 2013 Lets check in with Kevin Burkhardt about Yadier Molina… twitter.com/MetsKevin11/st… — MetsKevin11 (@MetsKevin11) May 15, 2013 Why hasn’t SNY invented a filter that turns all Yadier Molina at bats into “Beer Money”? #Mets — Randy Medina (@ReadTheApple) May 15, 2013 Nice job Carson! That one didn’t go nearly as far as Beltran’s. #Improvement — Harry (@koosman3669) May 15, 2013 Rob Carson should go back to flirting with girls on Twitter. — Adam Rossi (@aj16ross) May 15, 2013 Ike Davis needs to be drilled into Earth’s crust. Like, really far down so he doesn’t make me sad anymore. #IkeSucks #Mets — Jeff H (@darknova306) May 15, 2013 If the Mets are gonna b this awful, especially in St. Louis, I demand Ron Darling b flown out 2counteract the K&G The post #MetsTwitter Recap: Slow News Day – the Extended Director’s Cut appeared first on The Daily Stache.
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