The model baseball team continues its slide into ignominy with the news that Joe Torre, enforcer emeritus of baseball, has been commissioned by the Commissioner to examine the drinking habits of Red Sox starting pitchers.
This past week Jon Lester and Clay Buchholz admitted they did what everyone in baseball does: they drink beer during the games to help rally their teammates.
No big deal, according to players who appeared in a country-western music video that extols the virtues of beer drinking.
Well, boys, the Commissioner now has joined the chorus of media moguls who have found the moral void in the hearts of the young pitching staff.
Two of the worst culprits, beer guzzling clubhouse hanger-on Josh Beckett imbibes regularly during games since he played for Jack McKeon with the Marlins.
John Lackey only appears to be drinking every game. We now learn his disorientation was caused by tennis elbow from repeatedly lifting beer mugs.
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