Originally written on Diamond Hoggers  |  Last updated 11/20/14
Forgive me for having better things to do (not really), but this is the first look I’ve had at the new Houston Astros uniforms. This comes with the news that the ‘Stros will be opening up their AL West ‘rivalry’ with the Texas Rangers on baseball’s Opening Night of 2013, coming on March 31st. Don’t get us wrong, we love Jose Altuve. We’ll be forever indebted to the little guy (and the other 11 owners who didn’t pick him up when we had to drop him due to roster constraints before again adding him for a stretch run) for helping deliver yet another fantasy baseball championship with his average, steals, and runs on a bad team. But shouldn’t Opening Night belong to a couple of teams that have a bit more pizazz? A little more sparkle? Those new threads are not sparkle. They’re a cross between the Detroit Tigers and a well-sponsored Pony League team. Not a fan. Welcome to the year 2013. A year in which the Astros will donate some 90-something wins to teams of the American League, beginnin...
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