Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 10/29/14
The Yankees are the movie Family Plot with hot, upcoming stars Bruce Dern, William Devane, and Karen Black. Alfred Hitchcock is the master suspense and this is his greatest movie about a man obsessed with a blonde since ever! The Yankees are Tupac's last posthumously released album featuring Papoose, Lil' Scrappy and Big Syke. Hear what Tupac never wanted you to hear in a way he never meant for you to hear it ever! The Yankees are the leftover stuffing from your 2010 Thanksgiving that you ate then pooped into a Tupperware container and decided to see what it would be like in two years in your freezer. They are so done that done called and said, "Nuh-uh, don't be comparing me to them or we're done." Add Derek Jeter to the list of the Yankees MASH unit that are wearing fatigues. It's now being reported Jeter could miss a big part of April. He won't appear in a minor league game until next week and Cashman said Jeter needs to play in back-to-ba...
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