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Last Sunday, we bootless and gaggle-toothed mortals of the underclass were blessed to watch the Golden Globe awards - (which should be called the Golden Calf awards) - the annual salute to human self-indulgence, second only to birthday parties given for North Korean dictators. It is an honor to watch the gods get hammered and flirt with each other - even if Redsock-leaning Ben Affleck won the big prize.Next up: the Grammys, Oscars, Emmys and the Scranton-Wilkes Barre level awards - People's Choice, Lincoln Center, Daytime Emmys, etc. - chances for the lesser stars to preen their plumage and mate, evolving our hairless ape-species to a higher, more 90210 level. By the year 2100, because of award shows, our Hollywood stars will be genetically enhanced to include 24-pack abs, breasts like windsocks and heads the size of weather balloons.But our pro jocks - they will be grunting, tree-necked, 500-pound Morlocks of the underworld. And they will be mercifully put to death at age 30. B...
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The white tube sock worn and bloodied by Curt Schilling in Game 2 of the 2004 World Series is being sold by Heritage Auctions.
His video game company in bankruptcy, former Boston Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling is selling the blood-stained sock he wore during the 2004 World Series.
The sports director at Heritage Auctions tells The Associated Press online bidding begins around Feb. 4. Live bidding will take place in New York City on Feb. 23.
The sock had been on loan to the National Baseball Hall of Fame...
The baseball writers determined this year that no one was worthy of induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame. As we’ve seen time and time again, however, opinions change over time, so it’ll be interesting to see whether players linked to the Steroids Era eventually gain enshrinement.
One player who was on the ballot for the first time this year but failed to get in was Curt Schilling...
Courtesy Baseball Hall of Fame Was I the only one who thought a video game company was not the smartest place to invest your millions of dollars? Curt Schilling's boyhood fantasy-turned-real-life-disaster 38 Pitches filed for bankruptcy in June. As chief investor and creditor, Schilling must pony up for some of...
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Curt Schilling, who says he has lost all of his baseball earnings, is preparing to sell the bloody sock he wore during the 2004 World Series.
Schilling’s Rhode Island-based video game company, 38 Studios,...
Cheer up Manti Te’o! After Curt Schilling has reportedly put his Massachusetts home up for sale at an estimated 3.45 Mil—the financially embattled former pitcher is now obligated to sell his fabled bloody sock. Almost a year after his video game company, 38 Studios went under, the state of Massachusetts is ordering the … Continue reading »
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