Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 10/28/12
Dear Madams and Sirs,Didja feel a little queasy last night when Miguel Cabrera strode to the plate with the bases full?Did you vomit when that Giants leftfielder nobody ever heard of dove into the corner and speared that line drive?Did you start wonder if you caught something from the Yankees when your hitters kept popping up?Well, amigos, you did. You caught A-Roditis. It's contagious, it's fatal, and it's common in October.  It brings about a complete emotional disillusionment, braced with the revelation that you spent the last eight months channeling your hopes and dreams into something that was doomed, that was pointless and - like Bernie Madoff's fortune - never even existed. It was all an illusion, a TV series, and in the end, nobody got off the island and you still can't figure out the plot.Friends, welcome to New York. Welcome to 0-4. Today, we are all Met fans.OK, you've stopped reading this. It hurts too much. I understand. But for those of you who are courageous enough to...
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