Reason No. 147 why you need to be on Twitter…
Pablo Sandoval teased the Twitterverse all day Monday by hinting at a major new look for himself during the Giants’ off day. The Kung Fu Panda even went as far as polling his 11,000+ followers to see what kind of hairdo he should get.
While some fans asked Pablo to get a mohawk and others asked for corn rows (or as Pablo calls them, “corn rolls”), yours truly guessed he’d opt for a shaved dome, a la Barry Bonds.
Guess we’re all wrong.
Oh, Pablo got his ears lowered, that’s true. It looks to be just a closely-cut razor job.
But what’s more striking about the photo he tweeted out Monday night is his eyebrows.
Get a load of this:
Jeepers creepers! Where'd you get them peepers, Panda?
I’m no fashion guru, but I’m pretty sure those eyebrows are waxed.
Whatever cheap salon he visited either played a mean trick on the lovable Panda or just maybe the beautician was a Dodgers fan because — no offense, Panda — those eyebrows are friggin’ fugggggly.
If I didn’t know better, I’d think Pablo was hanging out with new teammate Carlos Beltran a little too much.
Has Pablo been hanging out with Carlos Beltran too much?
Somebody needs to get a hold of this situation, fast.
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