Pence has a baseball camp for you!

There isn't a lot that is normal about Hunter Pence's game. He throws like his elbow is made of saltwater taffy, he swings like he's got T-Rex arms and, to quote McCovey Chronicles , "he runs like he's boneless and on fire." It's really a big mess, to be honest. But it works for Pence. I mean, look at the guy. He's not a two-time All-Star for nothing: He can even hit a baseball three times on one swing: So that's what makes it so amazing that Pence, with the help of SI's Extra Mustard , put together this parody infomercial hocking a hilarious instructional camp for kids: OK, the camp isn't real, but if it was, I'd recommend you send your kids there. There's really nothing the man can't teach you. Except dancing. You should probably learn that on your own: