Originally posted on FOX Sports  |  By By Sam Gardner  |  Last updated 9/26/13
There isn't a lot that is normal about Hunter Pence's game. He throws like his elbow is made of saltwater taffy, he swings like he's got T-Rex arms and, to quote McCovey Chronicles , "he runs like he's boneless and on fire." It's really a big mess, to be honest. But it works for Pence. I mean, look at the guy. He's not a two-time All-Star for nothing: He can even hit a baseball three times on one swing: So that's what makes it so amazing that Pence, with the help of SI's Extra Mustard , put together this parody infomercial hocking a hilarious instructional camp for kids: OK, the camp isn't real, but if it was, I'd recommend you send your kids there. There's really nothing the man can't teach you. Except dancing. You should probably learn that on your own:
MORE FROM YARDBARKER

Watch Christian McCaffrey juke Luke Kuechly out of his shoes

WATCH: Aaron Judge hits yet another massive homer

These comments from Tom Brady should scare opponents

Broncos reportedly giving Paxton Lynch more first-team reps

WATCH: Man takes first pitch to the jewels prior to Red Sox game

LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
GET THE DAILY NEWSLETTER:

Kevin Durant weighs in on LeBron James/Cavs situation

Report: Hugh Freeze made escort-type calls while on recruiting trips

More Jaguars players getting frustrated over Blake Bortles?

LeBron James camp strongly denies report he intends to leave Cavaliers

Sean Payton explains Saints’ decision to fire orthopedists

Report: LeBron James is '100 percent' leaving the Cavaliers

The 'Forget Calvin, bring back Jerry' quiz

The top 20 left-handed pitchers of all-time

Box Score 8/16: There is no stopping the Dodgers

The '27 up, 27 down' quiz

BIG3 Referee Hotline Bling: Charles Oakley slams the phone — and his opponents — down

The Cardinals have their season back by the unlikeliest of means

The BIG3 in L.A.: The reverse Danny Almonte comes to Staples Center

Box Score 8/15: Stanton's power surge has no end in sight

Getaway Day: It's an all-inclusive Wild Card party

The 'For Sale this fall: All of the awards' quiz

Sports & Politics Intersect: The Dallas Stars take a stand

BIG3 Week 8: A complicated playoff picture

MLB News
Delivered to your inbox
You'll also receive Yardbarker's daily Top 10, featuring the best sports stories from around the web. Customize your newsletter to get articles on your favorite sports and teams. And the best part? It's free!

By clicking "Sign Me Up", you have read and agreed to the Yardbarker Privacy Policy and Terms of Service. You can opt out at any time. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

The 'Forget Calvin, bring back Jerry' quiz

BIG3 Referee Hotline Bling: Charles Oakley slams the phone — and his opponents — down

The '27 up, 27 down' quiz

The Cardinals have their season back by the unlikeliest of means

The 'For Sale this fall: All of the awards' quiz

The BIG3 in L.A.: The reverse Danny Almonte comes to Staples Center

Getaway Day: It's an all-inclusive Wild Card party

BIG3 Week 8: A complicated playoff picture

Best of Yardbarker: Jay Cutler is back for more

Sports & Politics Intersect: The Dallas Stars take a stand

Today's Best Stuff
For Publishers
Company Info
Help
Follow Yardbarker