Phil Rogers, Still Wrong About Everything

Yes, this is a sterling idea, Phil: Get Carlos Zambrano out of here, even if the Cubs have to give him away. He's not the guy you want as the ace of a curse-busting team, and at this point, it's wishful thinking that he'll ever mature into that guy.Proving that I did not attend Kellogg, Wharton or even the Acme School of Business, I offer this proposition for Jim Hendry: First thing Monday morning, put Zambrano on waivers. If anyone claims him and the $62.75 million left on his contract, which runs through 2012, immediately trade him for whatever is being offered, from a bag of balls to a 32-year-old minor-leaguer. Perhaps we should put Z's record up against Phil's. As we know, Phil Rogers is wrong about absolutely everything. (By the way, we would write more on the utter foolishness throughout his column, but it just isn't worth it. Read it yourself, if you are inclined to subject yourself to such things.)