Oh man, we're back baby! I just wet my pants a little bit.
The first Pitcher Profile is here! I haven't been this nervous since Grey had me wax his mustache my first day as an intern.
So if you're new to Pitcher Profiles, where ya been?! Well glad to have you, and below is a gargantuan post that I think will break your browser. But hey! It's your one-stop shop (cliche boner) for all pitching questions, rankings, and GIFfing. I just learned how to GIF, and man, it's sorta close to learning how to Dougie except less people point and laugh at you (hopefully - but that'd be a bad GIF!).
As always, I tend to select my profiling on a pitcher who is widely available in most 10 and 12ers for owners to gauge their pickup or streaming interest. I know these was a hope for a Taylor Jordan (sorry Long Beach!) profile, but I wanted to go for a guy who I think can have a bigger impact. A guy that "Oh my god throws a fire! Sale."
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