Found May 07, 2012 on Waiting For Next Year:
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There was a lot of fun had last night on the WFNY Facebook page putting captions to Chris Perez’s celebratory scream and fist pump. Here were some of the highlights. As always the instructions were to keep it clean.

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I started things off with “This is fun but I miss singing for the Foo Fighters!” Thankfully they got better after mine.

Collin Jones ‎”AND THEN HULK WAS ALL LIKE, “RAAAAAAAWR, SMASH” AND THEN HE BEAT UP LOKI AND IT WAS THE BEST MOVIE EVER GUYS, F’REAL!”

Greg Pennypacker LOUD NOISESS!!

Mike Tricarichi I LOVE BACON

Seán Lowe Is my beard as cool as Brian Wilson’s yet?!!?

Charles Luzar CHUNK LOVE STRIKEOUT

Charlie Hopko This is how you do the HARDCORE CHICKEN DANCE!!!!!

Lou Pazderski When you’re Texas and don’t have Chris Perez you feel unhappy. When you feel unhappy you go to happy hour in the Flats. When you go to happy hour you’re up for anything. When you head to the Flats you you meet up with the “Wild Thing” Charlie Sheen, and you re-enact scenes from Major League. Don’t re-enact scenes from Major League. Get rid of Texas and upgrade to CLEVELAND at 1-800-GO-TRIBE!!

Paul Koehler IT FEELS LIKE CHILDBIRTH! AUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH SHOULDA HAD MORE FIBER IN THE DIET

Dee Pagel ‎”Browns draft a baseball quarterback….Indians acquire a basketball pitcher….so you’re sayin’ I’m the new Cavs shooting guard?? – Bring it LeBron!”

Austin Weisenberger This. Is. SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Gary Cirino Jr ‎”I TOLD YOU I AM NOT SHAGGING BALLS ANYMORE DURING BATTING PRACTICE…DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MARIANO RIVERA?”

Joe Bott ‎”Alright, I’m warm.”

Michael Adam I just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico!!!!!

Matt Olschlager laughing at everyone who hated me after opening day!

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