by: Dan Howard
Now that the Cardinals have selected Francis 1 to be their leader, what are they going to do with Mike Matheny? (Insert rim shot here.) In honor of St. Patrick’s Day this Sunday, I thought I’d become Irish this week and provide a few cheesy Reds limericks. Thanks to Vivian Ooten, and Dr. Jack Ward for their input.
At first base is Joey Votto;
Working hard is his motto;
He plays with such grace;
He puts a smile on our face;
While we stand and cheer bravo!
DatDude BP plays second base;
Catches grounders others can’t chase;
Turns two in a blink of an eye;
Makes the other teams cry;
“DatDude BP is all over the place!”
We have a sophomore at shortstop
A man named Zachary Warren Cozart
His range is wide as he chews up grounders;
Like a fat man eating quarter pounders;
His slick fielding is a fine work of art!
Todd Frazier anchors the hot corner;
Hard as nails, tougher than plate armor;...