Originally written on Razzball  |  Last updated 11/1/14
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Now, it makes sense. That's Justin Smoak and Dustin Ackley sitting in bathtubs overlooking Mt. Rainier. "The beans acting up on you, Smoaky the Bear?" "Why do you ask, Ackalacka?" "Cause I heard bubbles coming up in your tub." "Nah, I get bubbles in my tub when I get an erection." The move to Seattle will definitely reduce injury risk for Kendrys Morales. Not because he's now assured a DH role, but because he can't hit homers as easily. Snap in an inverted W formation! Kendrys is listed as a Latin 29. If you think he's 29 years old, I have a bridge in Nova Scotia made of smoked salmon to sell you. It smells and it's greying on the edges, but it's worth a lot in retail at the butcher. "Saul, I can get my hands on a bridge made of lox, can you resell it?" That's you talking to your butcher. Kendrys took forever to come back from his limp-off homer, but finally looked to be in a groove in the 2nd half of last season (14 homers in 238 ABs). He's a possible Zombino, even t...
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