Found June 19, 2013 on Diamond Hoggers:
PLAYERS: Jose Valverde
TEAMS: Detroit Tigers
As in it takes an entire lifetime to build the ratios; an entire fantasy season. It takes only an inning to destroy them. My WHIP, my ERA, and the rest of my ratios will never be the same. I feel like my virginity was taken from me today, and now I’m about to have twins.
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