Originally written on Metstradamus  |  Last updated 9/30/12
Do you remember that episode of South Park where the community tried to save the town from being made into an interstate highway by pooling their money and putting it all on 31 black, and they won $350,000? But then they thought that if they put that money on 31 black again and it hit, "We can save the town and be super-rich!" And then it came up 2 red (even though there really isn't a 2 red on a roulette board) and the town moaned ... "AWWWWWWW"?Reminds me of that time Saturday night that everybody thought that Lucas Duda's home run off of Tim Hudson would be a prelude career arc for him, and that maybe he could be a hero two nights in a row? Facing Craig Kimbrel, no less?AWWWWWWW!Well, it wasn't like it was all Duda's fault, as Kimbrel's stuff was so good he threw a curveball that hit David Wright in the badoingas. How does that happen? It happens when Wright moves out of the way and then the damn thing goes straight down, and boom. Groin shot. It makes sense. The Mets had won two...
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