SportsCenter Still Irritating, Clueless About What’s Stimulating

Possibly lost in the fun of the Devil Rays 15-5 home opener drubbing of the hapless once-proud New York Yankees and the hilarity of Nick Swisher pitching, might be B.J. Upton’s sick Maysesque over-the-shoulder catch at the wall for the second out of the top of the second inning — when the Devil Rays only had a 4-0 lead. Say hey, you’d think that s#!t would at least make #1 on freakin’ SportsCenter’s Top Plays. Nope, it was #3. Um, so those top two must have been wicked amazing, eh? Nope.  #2 was Chris Bosh of an obscure Canadian basketball making a wide-open three.  It was a game-winner sort of, but not a buzzer beater.  There was 10 seconds left in the game and the...