Originally written on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 11/19/14
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The Yankees yesterday landed 2011 International League MVP Russ Canzler, setting up a spring training mano-a-mano, all-or-squat, loser-goes-to-Scranton battle with Matt Diaz for the title of 2013 Righthanded Fourth Outfielder and Occasional DH, or RFOODH (pronounced RAW-FOOD-HUH) .Canzler vs Diaz! The Fight to be the Mighty Righty. Here's the tale of the tape:AGE:  Canzler: 26Diaz: 34ANALYSIS: Canzler is a baby, too young to relate to Yankee boomers.  When teammates complain about restless leg syndrome or the Medicare donut hole, will he understand a word they say? He should come back in 10 years. ADVANTAGE: DIZZYHOMETOWN: Canzler: Hazelton, Pa.Diaz: Lakeland, Fl.ANALYSIS: Diaz can drive to spring training. If the car breaks down, he can hitch. On weekends, he can drive home, mow the lawn, sleep in his own bed. But Canzler - if he happens to be demoted to Triple A - will return home to Scranton as a conquering Yankee hero. ADVANTAGE: CANZ.DNA:Canzler: 6'2, 220, 30th round pick in 20...
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