Originally written on The Slanch Report  |  Last updated 11/19/14
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Ah the joys of blogging. Over at Terez Owens, the noted disreputable, poorly written and all-around craptucular blog, comes this latest, completely unsubtantiated rumor about reigning NL MVP Ryan Braun.
Milwaukee Brewers superstar Ryan Braun, and the reigning National League MVP, recently tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs…The All-Star outfielder claims it's all BS….and now RUMORS are swirling that Braun tested positive for herpes, and the totally-acceptable and legal medication given to him by his doctor caused the positive test — this herpes rumor just keeps on spreading , no pun intended, and what’s worse is, no one really knows why Braun failed…I hope for his sake, he gets this cleared up as soon as possible. 
Classic, just an absolutely great scurrilous rumor, with no sources behind it whatsoever. 

Well, RUMORS are swirling around recently that Terez Owens is a proud graduate of the Jerry Sandusky school of pederasty. In fact, RUMORS tell me that Terez Owens also has a dungeon in his apartment where he hopes to keep a stable of stolen young boys for all his sexual needs.

But sure Terez, keep throwing **** like this out there (and of course couching it with "RUMORS"), you're the reason why bloggers get a bad rap. Eat **** and die.
 
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