Found October 18, 2012 on Five Tool Tool:
PLAYERS: Derek Jeter
TEAMS: New York Yankees
Almost an annual tradition! And should definitely be a national holiday. Faces filled with joy and cheerWhat a magical time of yearHowdy ho, it's Yankee Elimination DayPut your Tiger face paint onSpread A-Rod's remains on the lawnDon't you know if's Yankee Elimination DayMost of the nation's girls and boysLove that wonderful angry noiseYou'll know that sorrow goes away this day, no prob When Yankee Fan demands everyone in pinstripes loses their job   So come along and have a laughWrite Derek Jeter's epitaphSwisher is dead and everyone in Detroit's getting laidHip hip hooray, it's Yankee Elimination DayBig Stein's day is worse in HellPitchforks and laughter with the smellIs it Satan, who can say?I hear the angels work as temps this daySo let the Parade of Pain geginTabloids delight when pinstripe dreams cave inIt's tradition - that makes it OKHey everyone, it's Yankee EliminationWe'll have some fun on Yankee EliminationStop watc...
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