Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 8/30/13
Ten games at home. We need to win eight.Anybody wanna buy a bridge? Starting now, A-Rod must hit in the clutch. Beginning this weekend, Phil Hughes - or whomever it is - must be lights-out. In a few hours, Robbie's hand must heal. Maybe Slade Heathcott will jell! We must play better than we have all season. Eight out of ten. No problemo. Then, we need to drive to Baltimore and win three out of four.Murderer's Row, and then Cano. Isn't that what they once called us?That's what we need.Well, sorry... because I'm not saying anything you don't already know. The '13 season started on a crappy note, getting whupped by Boston, and our pennant hopes ended shortly after the All-Star break. Our Wild Card race - which was expanded by King Bud last year - is probably going to end within a hangover of Labor Day, with a whole stinking month left to play.  After that, we can "relish our role as spoilers!"For the Yankees to compete meaningfully in 2014, Bud Selig needs to add another Wild Card slot...
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