The Rich Harden Movement: Harden > Pictures of Scarlett Johansson

Okay, so this is going to totally sound wrong, but I truly believe that Rich Harden is way more of a tease that any and all Scarlett Johansson pictures. No, I've never gone out with either one of them, although I will admit to a sports man-crush on Harden and countless wicked and vulgar thoughts of Ms. Johansson, but being an Oakland A's fan, it's tough to see brilliance on the mound from Harden, only to then see him on the disabled list the next day! I mean, C'MON!