"The Secret Past of Miguel Tejada": Who F-in Cares?

I say tom-A-to, you say tom-mah-toe...you say Te-hey-dah, I say Te-ha-dah...We hate to continue our ESPN rant (it really is SO cliche in blognation), but they often leave us no choice. Tune in to hear about "the secret past of Miguel Tejada." Really? How about, no? Sometimes, I truly do not understand whether ESPN is just so enamored of itself that the blinders are permanently on, or if they are just plain dumb...