Originally posted on IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IS caught  |  Last updated 6/24/13
Last night, after another miserable day of watching the '13 Ghosts, I had a few too many and did what I vow never to do, before August:I drunk dialed the AL East standings.Well, see for yourself: clowns to the left of us, jokers to the right. As John would tell Suzyn, "just one game behind Boston in the all-important loss column!"Thus, we will accomplish what in April was heralded as The Prime Objective: To be in it at the All-Star break, when $500 million of hormone-enhanced and surgically repaired beef arrives in port: A-Rod, Grandyman, Pineda, et al. (Jete, though? Not sure.)Unless MLB detonates an A-Bomb from A-Bud - smack in a pennant race, over the union's lawsuits - well... yes, Virginia, there is an Alex Rodriguez. He shalt appear unto us in human form, and he shalt playeth again.Sorry, folks, but once again, our fates are inexorably tied to the Mighty Quinn. Think July 19.By then, the league will have found a hole in Zoilo's bat, and the sell dates on Hughes and Joba likely will
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