Things for Moose to do while sitting on the bench

Yankees happy-go-lucky pitcher Mike Mussina has been relegated to a bench role, thus inspiring a quick list of things the cranky-ass pitcher can do to pass the time. * Pluck sideburns * Hold Joba's spit cup * Fondle Wang * Encourage Torre to yank Wang * Pick Torre's nose * Comb Ron Guidry's mustache * Watch Mattingly's mustache grow back * Get 3rd haircut of the week * Pre-hump all of A-Rod's bats * Feed Shelley Duncan razor blades * Place a whoopie cushion under Bob Sheppard's chair...