Originally written on Brewers Bar  |  Last updated 3/25/12
(Ed. Note: Normal game recaps will resume tomorrow. At least I think so. --NP)As Spring passes, games Increase in monotonySo we'll change this upBrewers beat DodgersA huge seven to one winBats succeed greatlyMarcum makes debutGoes three innings, strikes out threeShoulder no explodeAoki triumphsA dinger and a singleIs never called outIf Aoki canAlways reach base with such easeWhat a nice, cheap find!Schafer, his benchmateHas two hits, keeps making caseTo join him on CrewWeeks hits safely twiceThe hits, they are unceasing!Weeks' bat never cools.Jim Henderson pitchesThe ninth, wearing "ninety-one"           Henderson? Who's that?             KC is beaten, tooSeven runs to three this timeWho can stop the Crew?Gonzalez bruises heel Is scratched from the starting nine The next Wally Pipp?  In his place, ScooterHits for cycle, not a bikeBut four diverse hitsGennett, a prospectIs short, but hits well, mansThe keystone for HuntsvilleJeff Francouer ejectedI like that kind
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