Top 5: Fantasies For The 2009 Baseball Season (#2)

You want to hear the most annoying sound it the world? For six months I hear that song everywhere I go. I hear it working, walking, eating, drinking, & sleeping.  I hear it in my nightmares. I hear it on television, radio, ringtones, from whistling neighbors.  I even have it texted to me on my phone. I say the same thing back just about every time.  You beat the Reds in May.  Big deal. Then the first of October comes.  That’s when the division winning, playoff gagging Chicago Cubs do their yearly playoff face plant, and the singing abruptly ends. I’d really like for it to end permanently. That’s the fantasy.  In reality I’m really a fair person, so how about we make a deal? If...