Found March 06, 2013 on It's Always Sunny in Detroit:
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Inspired by the classic Wax Vac infomercial, the funny guys at in the MLB Fan Cave put this little diddy together starring Rockies shortstop Troy Tulowitzki (and a Dustin Pedroia doppelganger). Tulo is endorsing a wrist sleeve known as the Evo Shield, which protects your body against injury much more effectively than cotton swabs.  Fact: cotton swabs do not mmold to your body. Yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.
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