Two Minutes of Hate: Alfonso Soriano

The Cubs have a problem and his name is Alfonso Soriano. We've been watching Fonzie strut his stuff at Wrigley for the past three years now and I've done my best to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I've reached the end of my rope with this guy. We're only a couple of weeks into the season and Soriano has already mishandled more balls than a hooker with Parkinson's at Mardi Gras. Some of his errors have come back to bite the Cubs and cost them some ballgames. Clearly this cannot continue.My biggest problem with Soriano is that it seems like he's stopped even trying. Some of the lackluster, half-assed attempts he's made at some of the balls hit his way are flat out embarrassing. What really burns me is that he hasn't seemed to put in the effort to even learn how the ball reacts off the left field wall at his own ballpark. Christ, even Manny Ramirez learned how to work with the Green Monster, and Manny is one of the laziest players in the ga...