University of Memphis: Pom Pom Squad Overpowering, Offense Not So Overpowering

Not too long ago, I saw that the Florida Marlins were considered by many as the smartest organization in baseball because they employ hot chicks who keep the fans entertained when the Marlins aren't doing so well. If you let me tell it, the reason the University of Memphis is the smartest football program in the country is because of the fact that there are hot chicks on the pom squad today that probably could have done better at quarterback than Arkleon Hall. In today's 45-14 thrashing at the hands of No. 8 Ole Miss, Hall and company had the ball longer than Ole Miss (32:27 to be exact) and ran more plays than the Rebels. Pretty accomplished, don't you think? Wrong. Hall, who probably would have been outplayed by any of my female friends (insert name please), looked more lost than anything out there on the field by doing one thing a quarterback should never do. He overthrew the ball to a tall receiver who has the ability to just reel the ball in for the catch with their...