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AshleyMadison.com, a site that is basically a headhunter for people that want to cheat on their significant others, is going to end up being a real pain in Tim Tebow’s ass. The site has offered any girl that can prove that she had sex with him 1 Million dollars. This is half funny, and half completely insane. This would be like if Budweiser offered a million dollars to anyone that could prove to them that Josh Hamilton went out drinking. Or maybe when Sean Green were a Met, it’d be like if The Archdiocese of New York offered a million dollars to anyone who could prove that Sean Green mixed meat and dairy. Good luck Tim, you’re now the flag in a giant capture the flag game for whores.
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