Originally posted on Razzball  |  Last updated 11/4/11
I’m not a huge fan of Dustin Ackley. Way to sell the reader on this keeper out of the gate! Why don’t you just tell me he slept with my Random Italicized mother too? Sorry, Random Italicized Voice, just being up front. The real world is already harsh enough with the truth and non-slanted letters. Lie to me! I love Dustin Ackley. Oh, forget it now. In Ackley’s first full three-quarters of a major league season (maybe that’s not full), he hit 6 homers and stole 6 bases in 333 ABs. Yikes, his ABs are half of the devil, a dwarf devil! Prior to his call-up, he hit 9 homers and stole 7 bases in 66 games at Triple-A. Not one of these numbers jumps out at me as being unlikely from Ackley (say that fast 117 times!). He Ks a bit, walks a bit, steals a bit, badonkadonks a bit. He’s like a young Crapolanco. Yikes, let me get out of the intro paragraph before I drain all of my enthusiasm for him. So what can we expect of Dustin Ackley in 2012 fantasy baseball and what makes him a k...
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