Found May 30, 2013 on
The Daily Stache:
From SB Nation’s “Pinstriped Bible“:
“please win tonight. i can’t handle any more losses to the freaking mets”
“After tomorrow, the next time they’ll be relevant is July 31st when they see what they can get for guys like Murphy and Neise.”
“Duda is a decent hitter”
“That’s 6 Mets in a row that have reached base now”
“I bet that’s a season high.”
“Dammit Phelps, you’re supposed to keep Nova out of the rotation.”
“Can we please not lose three in a row to the Mets”
“To hell with this. Not gonna listen to us get swept by a ****** team whose fans annoy me to no end.”
“He has no idea where the ball is going. What the ****.”
“What is Byrd swinging at?”
******* off, Nix.”
“GET. OFF. MY. TEAM.”
““But Suzyn, he just knows how to play the game. That’s not going to show up on a stat sheet.””
“Table flipping time”
“Guys, Jayson Nix is a BASEBALL PLAYER.”
“Glad I have my Venture Bros. screening to go to tonight”
“Ike Davis? Ike Davis. Ike. Davis.”
“Okay, who put the Astros out there?”
“Wow… With that Ike Davis hit, I think it’s fair to call this a disaster.”
“This is giving me 2009 Chien Ming Wang flashbacks”
“I hate the Mets and hope the whole team dies in a ******* plane crash. **** em where they ******* breathe.”
“Thats a bit much”
“And you’ve officially crossed about eight lines.”
“worst week ever, puke puke puke allllllll over the place”
“Not to sound like the guy before, but I’m gonna be really happy in 30 minutes when I can turn this off and put on USA-Belgium.”
“Have the Mets scored five runs in a game this year?”
“Yeesh, Ruben Tejada and Ike Davis have hits. their combined averages are like .350″
“This inning will determine my Zantac intake”
“WHAT THE CHRIST??!! I call mom and dad to talk about their new gas boiler installation as the game is starting and come back to THIS?!! Sheesh!”
“I wonder if Coney farts in the booth”
“Remember when the Yankees were good?”
“MLBN adding insult… After an update: “And now back to Citi Field.”
“is this the price we pay for beaning Wright?”
“I’d think listening to Kay is enough punishment for that”
“Stewart paying homage to Carlos Beltran with that take”
“Watching this game was a huge mistake”
“If an alien landed on Monday and watched these games, It’d think the Mets were going to win the World Series.”
“Jeremy Hefner> Matt Harvey”
“Well this is probably the low point of our season…We can only go up now right?”
“After watching this series, Id rather have Nix over Tejada”
“Stewart! Y u ruin things?!”
“Scott Rice? The Yankees couldn’t hit Anne Rice these days.”
“Tejada testing out his takeout slide on his own teammate.”
“Wow. That dude couldn’t be more of a ginger. He must spontaneously combust during day games.”
“Wow. I have no words.”
From MLB’s NYY Forum:
“Good luck tonight. May the Phelps be with you.”
“Man can these mets hit or what?”
“This start of the game does not surprise me at all. This is the Mets World Series this year. They are going at the Yanks HARD.”
“Could the Yankees please show a pulse?”
“This is ridiculous……”
“You KNOW you $ UCK when Ike Davis gets a 2 run hit off you. SMH”
“And how many times do the Mets score 5 in the first proving anything is possible in a game.”
“I want to bang Meredith. That broad looks hot!”
“What is Cy Hefner’s record again?”
“Jeremy FREAKING Hefner. Has absolutely nothing—even on his BEST day. And still manages to make our future $200 million second baseman look silly with a mighty 89mph heater upstairs. You cant make this stuff up.”
“Three Mets on the 2000 team took PEDs Pratt, Franco, and Piazza”
“This is looking like the beginning of the end for the Yankees sorry to say.”
“My condolences. Lousy game all the way round.”
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