You'd think I would have learned by now

Randy Wells pitched BRILLIANTLY tonight.  No hitter through 6 2/3, supremely efficient in getting outs, and he left in the 8th leading 5-1.  A Marmol/Gregg meltdown later, it's 5-5 going into extras.  I swear, I called the Gregg Meltdown before he even came into the game.  Alfon-frickin-seca the second.  El Pulpo Dos.  In fact, I like that. I think I'll call him Papadeux from here on out.  Son of a bitch. This Cubs team gives frustrating a new name.   I think they'd be OK if everyone just pulled their heads out of their asses and played the way they're "supposed" to play.  I'm thinking Bradley, Soto, Lee, Soriano and even Fontenot.  I'm not sure if I like the new Theriot, the one that hits for power.  I like the old one that hit .310 with a .380 OBP and no pop better.  At least at the top of the lineup.  The new one pops up or hits into DPs before you can say boo.&...