Your Family Sucks Compared to the Cassels

We all know that Matt Cassel will be taking over as QB in New England. But look at the rest of his family: Jack Cassel: Matt's older brother earned a no decision after pitching four relief innings for the Astros yesterday. Justin Cassel: Their younger brother is a pitcher in the White Sox organization. He won the Southern League ERA title this year. Barbara Cassel: Their mom is an Emmy winner. She won for her work as a set designer on a Tony Bennett special last year. Now, she's working on Christian Slater's new NBC show. (That is where the luck will run out. That thing looks horrible).