First the backstory?there's this conspiracy theory that Kimbo Slice's "grown ass man" beard is an unfair advantage since it "absorbs punches". Kimbo's trainer, Bas Rutten, responded to this today on his website and its one of the funniest things I've read all week. Read his hilarious comments, my hilarious analysis of his hilarious comments and--at no additional charge--some pro wrestling nostalgia featuring another hairy dude, "Dirty" Dutch Mante...