War Machine And The Quest For A Slurpee

Everyone’s favorite lunatic felon moron and Bellator welterweight, War “Jon Koppenhaver” Machine is prone to intense bouts of rage. Usually, it’s over something inconsequential, and a normal person would be able to handle things in a mature, adult manner. Except War Machine doesn’t do mature, adult things, he does ALPHA MALE SH*T. So, when a 7-Eleven told him to remove...
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March 05, 2014  |  Discuss

War Machine And Christy Mack Are In Love And Have The Tattoos To Prove It

photo via @WarMachine170If you aren’t familiar with former UFC and current Bellator fighter Jon Koppenhaver, he’s the closest thing MMA has to the Ultimate Warrior. Like Warrior, Koppenhaver legally changed his name to his nickname (WAR MACHINE) and … okay, you know how Warrior’s always rambling about constellations and plane crashes? Replace that with domestic ultraviolence...
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July 16, 2013  |  Discuss

War Machine injured, out of upcoming Bellator welterweight tournament

Bellator CEO Bjorn Rebney announced during Friday’s Bellator 83 that injures have forced War Machine (aka Jon Koppenhaver) out of their welterweight tournament which begins in January 2013. Shortly afterwards War Machine confirmed the news on Twitter that he had a torn ACL and fractured tibia. I guess the cat is out of the bag. 2 weeks ago I tore my ACL and fractured my tibia....
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December 07, 2012  |  Discuss

War Machine Headed Back to Prison

Following six brief months of freedom, it appears controversial mixed martial arts fighter War Machine (formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver) is headed back to the slammer. The 30-year-old tweeted about his unfortunate predicament on Thursday afternoon. “Seems my year in jail wasnt enough. Just got sentenced to another year in Vegas for some old [BS],” War Machine posted. “Nevermind...
February 02, 2012  |  Discuss

Jon ‘War Machine’ Koppenhaver Signs With Bellator Fighting Championship

No one needs to tell Jon Koppenhaver what it means to hit rock bottom. After being raised by a substance-abusing mother and spending over a year in state prison, “War Machine” has seen it all. Only 29 years old and coming off a dominating TKO victory over former Bellator and UFC fighter Roger Huerta, the [...]
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December 08, 2011  |  Discuss

Bellator Brings War Machine Into the Welterweight Mix

On the heels of his TKO victory over former UFC star Roger Huerta, Bellator has decided to roll the dice on War Machine (Pictured), formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver before having his name legally changed. The controversial fighter is expected to resurrect his MMA career as a contestant in Bellator’s Welterweight Tournament in Season 6. “Jon’s not had an easy road,” said...
December 08, 2011  |  Discuss

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