Create-a-caption: Hedo's jealous

Heat guard Dwyane Wade(notes) participates in a school lunch on Thursday at Pinecrest School in Miami, Florida. Best caption wins some extra parmesan for your 'za. Good luck. After the jump, Amar'e feels the burn.Winner, jakew:Launching t-shirts just wasn't enough for the Suns! Co-runner-up, Gabriel Rockman:"I'm trying to simulate the gravitational pull effect that Shaquille O'Neal(notes) used to give when he was here." Co-runner-up, Stickus Maximus:Amar'e: "Um, are you sure this is how we're supposed to play defense?"Spurs Assistant Coach: "I'm wearing a Suns shirt, aren't I? Sure it is! You have to stay as FAR away from Duncan as possible, or else you'll foul him! And Coach yells when you foul, right?"Amar'e: "Um ... yeah, he does ... and then I have to sit, so I can't score! Stretch it more!"