Create-a-caption: Laughing is good for the eyes

Suns star Amare Stoudemire laughs in the face of no one during the fourth quarter of a preseason game against the Kings on Tuesday in Phoenix. Best caption wins a whoopee cushion. Good luck. After the jump, Nate, scissors and you.Winner, JM:From the "Rock Paper Scissor Abstract 2009": Nate Robinson(notes) has long been a subject of interest in the RPSBRmetric community. While Nate's RPS% is a pedestrian 35.6%, his eRPS% (which includes his novel uses of "fire", "dynamite", "lizard" and "spock", and his stints in the Japanese Roshambo League and the Canadian "Bear, Ninja Cowboy" league) is a respectable 48.9%.Co-runner-up, tayshaundominayshaun:Now we know how the Knicks players got D'Antoni to cancel morning shootarounds. Nice work Nate. Co-runner-up, dorfineer:This is how many spots from the bottom of the league we'll be this year ...