Suns star Amare Stoudemire laughs in the face of no one during the fourth quarter of a preseason game against the Kings on Tuesday in Phoenix. Best caption wins a whoopee cushion. Good luck. After the jump, Nate, scissors and you.Winner, JM:From the "Rock Paper Scissor Abstract 2009": Nate Robinson(notes) has long been a subject of interest in the RPSBRmetric community. While Nate's RPS% is a pedestrian 35.6%, his eRPS% (which includes his novel uses of "fire", "d...