Let's see, you're a tall lanky white dude. You're stuck playing for the
Memphis Grizzlies. Worse, you're stuck on the bench for said Grizzlies
and are averaging less than 10 minutes and 2 points per game. Oh, and
did I mention you play for the Grizzlies?Your reward? You get to marry a Victoria's Secret model.
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Ms Lima you need to check out that dude hitting 21 three balls forget this broke dude.
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eva or lima
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