Originally written on The House Of Heckle  |  Last updated 10/21/14
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Me: Hi LeBron’s Headband, thanks for coming. LBJH: Thanks for having me, Matt. Me: So how have these playoffs gone for you so far? LBJH: It’s been hard, honestly. Me: Why is that? LBJH: Well if LeBron were a bench player, everything would be fine, but since he’s active in the offense, I find myself always hanging on for dear life. Me: Do you ever talk to him about it, or have you asked him to shave his head? LBJH: I’ve asked for everything, but the guy just doesn’t give a crap. It’s getting to the point where I’m becoming more of a Yarmulke, which doesn’t sit well with me since I’m not religious. I mean I’ve even asked for a little glue, or some fun tack, maybe duct tape, I just want him to meet me half way. Me: Have you ever considered leaving LeBron James, and relocating on the head of a more secure and follically blessed individual. LBJH: (tearing up) I don’t know, I’ve had a lot of good times with LeBron, and he keeps me very comfortable financially. He even sent my kids to private school, so I guess I’m doing it for them. Me: Do you want a tissue? LBJH: No, it’s ok (uses self to wipe away tears) (LeBron bursts through doors) LeBron: Yo, where the hell have you been?! LBJH: I’m sorry, I was just doing an… LeBron: I don’t care what you were doing, what are you a celebrity now? I look motherf$%^ing ridiculous, people are going to figure out that I’m losing hair if you don’t get your ass on my head. LBJH: Ok, sorry LeBron. LeBron: Move back, you know my hairline doesn’t start there anymore. LBJH: Good? LeBron: Further LBJH: Good? LeBron: Further LBJH: How about now? LeBron: That’ll do, we out (LeBron and his headband run out of the room) Matt: Well, I guess that concludes my very special interview with LeBron’s headband. Be sure to watch The Heat and Thunder in the NBA Finals, game 3 is Tuesday at 9, on ABC.
PLAYERS: LeBron James
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